Psychedelic Mind Melt!
is totally awesome! I'm a huge fan of MHVSEE music and buy all your
albums. I'm not really old enough to go to concerts yet. I am only
seven. I live in Dubai. My father is a billionaire who owns an
island making company. He lets me buy anything I want.
So that's how I get all your CDs. When I grow up I want to be just
like Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh! I have to go now. It's time for
my milk bath.
you for your letter, little friend! I have asked my
secretary to send you a MHVSEE ball-cap! Wear it with pride!
I love your magazine. I am a big fan of many of the bands on your label. I read
with alarm that Mogender Singh might dump The KKK. They are a great
band. I've been a fan of theirs for years. I think one of the
problems they might be having is that their mnemonic might
turn people off. The initials "KKK" have a negative
connotation in most places. Plus,
calling an album "Sex Champions"
might also be unwise, as their prime demographic is 10-12
year old girls.
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Talent Development Division at MHVSEE feels the same way. Since
many retailers are returning the KKK's latest album unopened
it saves us the trouble of recalling it. Next month we will
re-release the album and call it Puppy-Dog Eyes and
the band name will be changed to The KiCK (Kitty Cat Klan). That's
what it should have been anyway. Someone obviously didn't
know how to spell cat.
Dear Mind Melt!
I love the BSOLP!
I'm so glad they are finally coming to America. I keep looking in
the newspapers for their tour schedule but they don't have one yet. Do
you know what cities the band will visit during the 2009 World
Tour? Since I am unemployed I want to travel city to city following
The BSOLP like I used to do when the Grateful Dead toured. Do they need
San Francisco, CA (USA)
BSOLP schedule is still being finalized. Mr. Singh and the
boys are in America at an undisclosed location. Sadly, Mr.
Singh did not know that he had an outstanding warrant for
his arrest in Marion County, Missouri. Until that matter is
cleared up it appears the tour will be delayed. Mr. Singh's
lawyers are on their way to America as we speak.
Dear Mind Melt,
I just bought
Garden by the BSOLP. I think it sucks. Can I get my money back?
Mr. Singh has a no return policy. But I will tell you this:
If you did not like Uni-Vibe Garden I strongly
suggest that you not buy Uni-Vibe Garden 2.
Whom it May Concern:
you explain to me why Mogender Singh thinks he's some sort of big
shot? Big deal! So what if he promotes a few bands, including those
losers The BSOLP. Everyone knows The BSOLP is just a Psychedelic
Mooj Tribute Band! The Psychedelic Mooj is the highest ranked
psychedelic blues band in the world and they'll have nothing to do
with Mogender Singh. When Singh can sign a band as good as the P-Mooj,
then I'll pay homage.
Mesa, Arizona (USA)
of all no one has ever denied that The BSOLP is a
Psychedelic Mooj Tribute band. So what is your point?
magazine totally rocks! I love psychedelic rock and acid raga. My
friends and I are going to start a psychedelic skiffle band. How do we get an audition
with Mr. Singh?
Gujarat University, Ahmedabad
you are good enough Mr. Singh will find you.
just bought the new Mera Naam Choo Choo album. I enjoyed it
very much. Choo Choo is such a talented boy!
Jindal (Choo Choo's mom)
you, Mrs. Jindal. I agree with you! Choo Choo is a very
own the Tashauz Restaurant in Dosoguz, Turkmenistan. Last May you
booked my establishment for a dinner show. I never got paid! You also need
to get that big trap door wooden thing out of here. It takes up
valuable space in my parking lot. Please return my phone
must be frank and tell you I run the MHVSEE Talent
Development Division. Another chap runs the legal claims
office. I will forward your email to him.
Dear Mind Melt,
few years ago I was in Mexico for Spring Break. I ate dinner at a
place that had a Mariachi Band. I kept tipping the band to play Pink
Floyd songs, which they did. I wonder if those Mariachi guys are the
guys that are now calling themselves Infarto Muy Grande
(which means Big Heart Attack not Big Fart as some people think). If
they are I think I should get some sort of royalty for discovering
Halethorpe, MD (USA)
Singh believes in paying talent scouts if and when they
prove useful. If you can prove your claim I will see that
you are rewarded.
is the Press still boycotting Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh? We never
hear anything about him anymore. Is he dead?
Press boycott is officially over; however, since no one
attended the Press Conference where this was discussed many reporters may not know it. And, no;
Mr. Singh is not dead.
Psychedelic Mind Melt,
writing to tell you I enjoyed your new magazine. It is really good.
I have a question. In America there is a band called The Psychedelic
Mooj. They are currently the highest ranked psychedelic blues band
in the world. Is there any connection between this band and Mogender
Hanuman Vijay Singh? I ask this because (I am assuming) the
Psychedelic Mooj is named after Swami Mooj and Swami Mooj was
Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh's uncle. Since Singh promotes
psychedelic bands he surely must have something to do with a band
named after his uncle that is psychedelic, right?
ironic as this will sound Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh does
not represent nor promote The Psychedelic Mooj. I know he
has made many attempts (through me) to contact them but am
unsure as to why they will not return his (my) phone
hear people often belittle Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh and make
jokes about his genius. These people are just idiots. Mogender
Hanuman Vijay Singh is a visionary who sees how boring today's music
scene has become. Look at all the old great live music venues that
now pump out that DJ-spun drone hip-hop Albercrombie and Fitch
background music while underage college drunks stand around
pretending to get it. Remember when you could see bands like the
Doors, Iron Butterfly, and Zappa at dive bars like The Troubadour,
Whiskey A Go Go and Barney's Beanery? Now all you see there are the
club kids crawling back into their limos while paparazzi snap photos
of their sideways panties and hats. Listen to radio these days. If
you aren't into the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus or Hispanic accordion
chops then you're pretty much out of luck. Gone are the great
Rainbow Sticker concerts of yore, when the ticket to ride cost $15
and the T-shirt was less. So if Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh wants
to use real musicians to put on real rock n' roll shows then I will
be there! Just tell me where and when, chief.
Beverly Hills, CA (USA)
sir, understand what this magazine is all about!