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Swami
Mujaputtia Umbababbaraba,
spiritual leader to 1000s, is best known to the
world as "The Mooj."
He is a graduate* of the
Ashram in Ramrama, India and is the co-founder of The Friends of Mooj
Society.
The Mooj has written over seventy thousand books, essays,
mystery novels, scientific papers, conference papers, journal articles, political
op-ed essays, Bollywood movie scripts
and pieces of music. World renowned as an artist, sitarist, singer,
composer, and lecturer, The Mooj has shown millions how to apply spiritual
principles to art, music, education, business, relationships, and much,
much more. The Mooj also has a black belt in Karate. |
The
Mooj is friend to all humanity
Come, Let The Mooj
be your friend too! |
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THE MOOJ HAS
BEEN FOUND ALIVE!
Those of you who
remained loving and loyal toward The Mooj know that in the Fall of 2003 He disappeared
and was feared dead. He had not been seen or heard from again until last
March,
when former devotees living in the Phoenix, Arizona area saw him eating lunch in the cafeteria
of a computer chip factory.
The Mooj had no idea who he was (he claimed to be an electrical engineer named Karamcham Sodhi Singh). It was obvious that
The Mooj was suffering from amnesia. Members of The Friends of Mooj Society will
travel to Phoenix and return The Mooj to his community. We
will keep you informed on his condition as we try to recover his
memories. In the mean time keep your thoughts and prayers
positive, such that Sri Mooj will recover rapidly and begin teaching us again.
WELCOME
BACK Minions!
With truth it
be told that this website has been dormant for a number of
years. When The Mooj was feared dead many of His
followers found other gurus. In order to regain some
of these followers, Karamcham Sodhi Singh (who is
really The Mooj, except he doesn't know it yet) has
authorized his old newsletters to be posted.
Thankfully, most of his newsletters were saved and are being
collected in Three Volumes. These Volumes were to be sold to
help pay off debt amassed by the now closed Ashram in
Abingdon, MD. The editor, however, has decided to give
the First Volume away for free!! This noble act of
generosity is probably a ploy to sucker people into buying
the second and third volumes but we don't care. We
just want people to get to know The Mooj again. The
First Volume is now available in the archives. We
ask that you Print two copies and give one to a friend or
loved one. Thank
You, A
Loyal Minion, who unlike most of you, stayed true to The
Mooj |
WHY FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF SRI
SWAMI M?
Hear what people are
saying:
"Sure, I get
out of balance occasionally but now I have to tools to correct
myself: A jug of prune juice and The Mooj. What more can a guy ask for?"
(Lt. Pete, Edgewood, MD)
"The
Mooj kicks ass as far as gurus goes! I've never read anything
he has written or saw any of his videos but he looks like he's
real smart!" (Dave Lopez, Dundalk, MD)
"Immediately
upon beginning the practice of Moojism my optimism in humanity
was restored. At last I had found a method of
self-transformation that actually worked! In the old days I
used to yell, scream, kick, bite, spit, urinate, defecate and
then have to be strapped down on a gurney for sedation. Now
emotional upsets simply subside inside my head and I
immediately put myself into harmonic convergence with the
cosmic universe. Equally profound is the impact this new
behavior has had on the people around me (especially the cell
extraction team). This positive energy is even more contagious
than my depravity and I am a better person for it." (Inmate
Hymes,
Pelican Bay SHU)
"The
Mooj teaches us all about ... um.... I forget." (Tom U.,
Halethorpe, PA)
"My memory is keen
and dramatic of the first time my Kundalini was raised with
Moojism. I was surrounded by gentle, swirling cool breezes and
it felt as if a freeway had opened up inside my head! A
feeling of great peace followed; it gave me such a sense of
joy and pleasure. Unfortunately, the same thing happened at
the other end too and I made quite a mess." (Charles M.
LeHeigh, Huntington Beach,
CA)
"It all started by a
very earnest prayer to God for a change in my life. I had been
seeking and studying religion, philosophy and metaphysics, but
nothing seemed to work and I began to doubt that I was even
human. I now eat and sleep with the primates at the zoo. I
think I need a hug and a serious tick bath." (Anonymous)
"The beautiful thing
about Moojism is it happens spontaneously, it is all built
into each one of us, and it costs absolutely nothing, other
than the initial Self Realization experience. Then soon you
are dependent on no one to ascend spiritually and grown inward
and upward as you become part of the collective consciousness.
I first experienced Mooj nirvana at an L.L. Cool J. concert
when I got jump-kicked in the head by a fly-girl hip-hop
dancer." (Fred Evans, Hefflin,
AL)
"Hello
Swami Mooj. I
love you. I simply must conceive a child by you. You can
either perform this function in person or by proxy." (Doris Miller, York,
PA)
"I am a student of
karma and I am very grateful to have found your website.
Hopefully this spiritual journey won't be as painful as my
last one when I got busted and had to spend six months in a
Turkish prison." (Ramundo Vamos, Quezon, Philippines)
"About 20 years
ago I met you at the Ashram in Rishikesh. It was a great and
very spiritual time for me even though I got real sick and almost died of dehydration."
(Hank R., Daly City,
CA)
....
plus 1000s more. Isn't it time you became Mooj
enlightened? |
* The
Mooj didn't exactly graduate from the Ashram but he did attend a few
classes there. |
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A Disclaimer: The
Mooj Group (a.k.a the "The Friends of Mooj") website contains or
may contain forward-thinking and/or self-realization advice. The
words "may," "will," "anticipate,"
"believe," "estimate," "expect,"
"future," "intend," "plan,"
"could," "should," "potential," or
"continue" or the negative or other variations thereof, as well
as other statements that relate to matters of the soul, spirit or abstract plane of embodied
collective consciousness, that may or may not constitute lifestyle choices that
reflect common sense and/or the laws of natural phenomena, are often used
to clarify advice given by The Mooj. Such
"forward-thinking advice" is usually given by The Mooj free of charge to those asking for
it and this advice is not necessarily based on anything holistic, rather than the fact that The Mooj is a
self-proclaimed Swami, who was granted unconditional omnipotence by Mother
Nature via a 50-kV
lightning strike. Minions, non minions and notable others, who
elicit such advice should be cognizant
of the fact that The Mooj is a wandering
fugitive, with limited education and means, and possesses a propensity
to affect people's lives in adverse ways. Should The Mooj’s
advice prove to be flawed, or should actual reality, results, events and
circumstances surrounding your predicament vary significantly from those reflected in
your desired outcome, or should you lose lots of money, friends or be
banished from your respective families, The Mooj is exempt from liability
and, thus, cannot be held accountable. For more information please feel free to contact the
Mooj at editor@mooj.com |
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