The Friends of Mooj Memory Bank

This page contains a complete listing of all Technical Papers, Political Essays, Historical Perpesctives and other selected Mooj Mutterings.  To obtain a copy of any topic paper please send an email request to The Friends of Mooj Memory Bank and Allow 8 to 10 weeks for delivery.  Some papers are unavailable due to pending lawsuits.

Political Essays

America's Most Wanted Peeping Toms
British Royals who have Appeared on the Gong Show
Deadbeat Sons
Delta, Pennsylvania: America's Best Kept Secret
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Drop the Soap!
Don't be Sexist, Chicks Hate That
Doomed Optimism
Ed Asner, America's Favorite Non Working Actor
Emelda Marcos, Where Are You Now that We Need You?
Forget Tinky Winky, What's the Deal with Ernie and Bert?
Has E. F. Hutton Said Anything Lately?
Henry David Thoreau's Guide to Holistic Transcendental Drinking
I'm more Like Gooffus than Gallant
Jerry Garcia, Gratefully Dead
Kosovo Crisis: Day 219,765
Politically Speaking, I'm an Extreme Moderate
Recent Bon Jovi Sightings
Rugby Moms
The Fall of the House of Buttafucco
The Secret Life of Captain Kangaroo
The Wit and Wisdom of Todd Bridges
The Wonderful World of Goat Boy
Victoria's Biggest Secret was that She was a Man!
What Nipsy Russell was Really Trying to Tell Us

Aladdin's Magic Hip Boot
Berkeley Freaks on Parade
Blasphemous Remarks Attributed to Yogi Berra
Bo Bo, the Pantless Clown
Chester A. Arthur—America’s Favorite President
Citizen Gus
Drunk Indian Folklore
Franco-Prussian War Syndrome
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Bend Me your Rears (A Guide to Roman Orgies)
Goethe would have Kicked Freud’s Ass
Heavily Tattooed Nuns and Priests
Manson Family Reunions
Pez Designs that Offend most God Fearing People
Prince Charles, Not Your Average Chump
Quaker Outlaws
Secret Agent Barney
Shangri-La Vice
Slim Whitman Groupies Tell All
The Bad Samaritan
The Diary of Barry Peterson
The Polish Inquisition
Whatever Happened to Good Old Fashioned Midget Wrestling?
 

Angstrom Man
Apparently Three Out of Four People Make up 75% of the Population
Asymptotic Expansion
Bayesianism is For Sorry-Assed Losers
Bring Your Fission Daughter to Work Day
Carpet Tunnel Syndrome
Diffusion Models for Inert Objects
Herbal Warfare
Hey, This Smells Like Cincinnati!
Hot Adiabatic Nights
How can Anything be "Vacuum Packed"?
If you Clone yourself Four Times, One of you Will be Chinese
Integrated Separation of Non Homogeneous Combinations
Marie Curie—A Woman with X-ray Vision
Our Pal, the Sasquatch
Steady State Resonance
The Midas Smell
The Selection of Random Numbers is too Important to be Left to Chance
The Uniform Theory of Stochasticity
Too Much Hot Plasma Going On

Alone, Naked and Still Listening to Disco
Amish Drinking Games
Are You There God? It's Me, Mujaputtia
Banjo Boy
Bobby Sherman—Forgotten Soldier of Rock n’ Roll
Chester, the Happy Go Lucky Imp
Clown College Honor Role
Confessions of an Innocent Man
Constipated People Don't give a Crap!
Coping with Ring Worm
Dancin', Dancin', Dancin'......I'm a Dancing Machine (The Mooj U. Story)
Deep Down we're all Superficial
Fast Times at Islamabad High
George Michael's Guide to Rest Stop Relaxation
Have you ever Imagined a World without any Hypothetical Situations?
How to Pick up Girls with a Mr. Microphone
How to Pick up Girls with something that Looks like a Mr. Microphone
I Still Believe in you John Bobbitt
I wouldn't be Caught Dead with a Necrofiliac
I'd Kill for a Noble Peace Prize
Jeez, Am I the Only One Left in the Stacey Q Fan Club?
Kiss Me I'm Punjabi
Mooj, Mooj—The Dancing Machine
Puppy Lust
Stupify Yourself

Ere I Saw Chester County Jail
Fonzie, A Man for All Seasons
I'll Never Forget Ol' What's Her Name
My Old Pennsyltucky Home
Ode to Foghat
Poetry and Prose about Life in a Turkish Prison
Projectile Packing Mama
The Ballad of Tanya Harding