Part One
| I forget exactly when I received The Enlightenment
in the mail for the first time. Like many I just threw it away without
bothering to read it. I had no idea why I was being sent the newsletter,
as I wasn’t a subscriber, nor was I into all that new age self
enlightenment collective consciousness mumbo-jumbo. Month after month
newsletters continued to arrive in my mailbox and I threw them away, too.
It wasn’t until early 1999 that I actually began reading the newsletter
and, much to my amazement, found that The Enlightenment was the
most wonderful thing I had ever read. Guru Mujaputtia Umbababbaraba
(popularly known as The Mooj) turned out to be someone I could totally
believe in. I became His devotee instantly and remained loving and loyal
till the bitter end, when he either disappeared or suffered a horrific
death.
Contained in this book are the first dozen or so of the earliest newsletters in my collection. I have approximately fifty in all and will include the remainder in follow-on volumes. I wish I had the earlier newsletters; but, like I said, I threw them away. It is important that you realize before reading this work that Guru Mujaputtia Umbababbaraba (aka The Mooj) was a real person and His adventures were true. I only met Swami Mooj once and it was enough to last a lifetime. May he rest in peace, wherever the hell he is. -an anonymous minion |
Part Two
|
What follows in this work
is a continuation of The
Enlightenment newsletters. This Volume will roughly be about the same
number of issues published in Part One. As many long-time devotees know,
this ‘era’ of Moojism (i.e., the period following his capture in The dozen or so newsletters that follow are filled with many ‘ups’ and ‘downs.’ No less than three times does The Mooj suffer a horrendous setback (financially, morally and physically) and, yet, he still prevailed. I like to think of these times as The Golden Era of Moojism. Come! Let’s become One with The Mooj again, as we travel with him from the-an anonymous minion |